REPOSTING: Uganda's name is kinda like ripped from Gay Speak, don't you think?

Watch this video first. Here we have Pastor Doctor Martin Ssempa in his views against homosexuality.

Now then, here are my concerns:

1. Wow! He really DID his research! Being a homosexual myself, I have been couple of times rimmed and it was great. But I don't recall having poo-poo in my a-hole. It's always clean I have to say. However:

1.1. What does it have to do with you and everyone else? Will it threaten Uganda's national security?

1.2. How would we know you're not doing it to your wife-- or rather to your boyfriend?

1.3. If you are doing it to your wife, then what difference does it make?

1.4. Why do you care so much of what we, homosexuals do in bed. At least we're doing it with someone who wants to do it with us and not to someone we are shoving our dicks to unwilling throats like what you are doing to these people, metaphorically.

1.5. Is this some sort of frustration, Pastor?

2. Pastor Ssempa, what you just named is called a fetish. It does not only happen in homosexuality but heterosexuals does that too, you know. There is more than a 2o named sexual fetishes in any Psychology and Psychiatry book. One actually requires the partner to drink their urine and be covered in poo-poo, literally.

3. If in case that bill passes-- Oh no! I won't be able to go there. I won't see some tourist attraction like... uhm... the desert? Uh... The... the... fuck. I don't even care. In fact, no one cares a shit about going there anyway. The only reason why gay guys go there is to help you guys because you have been asking for it. This you are very, very good at I might add.

4. I bet someone had a hard-on from the audience while his projector is showing guys doing it with each other. Sweeeet!

5. The visual presentation was blurred. I wondered who's starring there. I just hope that it wasn't Sam Milby. Come to think of it, I hope it was him that's why it's all censored.

6. Besides, no one is taking your talk seriously. I had a good laugh. You can do stand-up comedy when you're done destroying our reputation.

7. I can't stop laughing when you requested children to step out because of the parental guidance nature of your talk. Damn, I can think of a hundred joke on that my brain is on fire!

I was kinda hoping an atheist or a pagan would spearhead this kind of delusion to other people for it to be credible. But I know they know better. So you religious prudes out there messing our case, too bad your god is not very good or very bright because if he was, then all you mother fuckers will die and go straight to hell for castigating innocent people.

Cheers!

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