... once my internet service is up.
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Monday, May 31, 2010
WTF? Fake People, I said?
It's just bad that this blog is sorted from newest to oldest. Now, I am obligated to tell you that before you read this blog, feel free to run your sweaty fingers to the earlier blog posted barely an hour ago.
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Alrightee. There is one phrase I saw there that I couldn't believe I just said. FAKE PEOPLE. Is there such a thing, a creature, that is certainly a person, but not a person?
Juggling with semantics and pop-ethymology, people came up with the idea of someone who's fake when they are either not sharing their GENUINE feelings to others. You may include people who back-stab another would be gullible bloke. Oh and yeah, you may include bipeds who decide that it is much, much better just to hide the negative side of their colleagues than share what they actually thought about it. I don't think they were fake to begin with. I am feeling more of a hypocrite right now.
In fact, I don't see the point why everybody, including me, keeps on fault-finding people who aren't genuine. I personally believe that "fakeness" is just part of the whole dogma of defense mechanisms. You fake it to avoid being vulnerable. You fake things because you want to get the upper-hand. You use this mechanism all the time. Just like, I don't know, denying you're gay?
In reference to the article below, I retract that statement. I wasn't trying to uncover fake people, but fake profiles. Again, I have nothing against them. I know you guys are just protecting your nuts for the whole homosexual annihilation that will happen when the Opus Dei becomes crazy... clinically.
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Alrightee. There is one phrase I saw there that I couldn't believe I just said. FAKE PEOPLE. Is there such a thing, a creature, that is certainly a person, but not a person?
Juggling with semantics and pop-ethymology, people came up with the idea of someone who's fake when they are either not sharing their GENUINE feelings to others. You may include people who back-stab another would be gullible bloke. Oh and yeah, you may include bipeds who decide that it is much, much better just to hide the negative side of their colleagues than share what they actually thought about it. I don't think they were fake to begin with. I am feeling more of a hypocrite right now.
In fact, I don't see the point why everybody, including me, keeps on fault-finding people who aren't genuine. I personally believe that "fakeness" is just part of the whole dogma of defense mechanisms. You fake it to avoid being vulnerable. You fake things because you want to get the upper-hand. You use this mechanism all the time. Just like, I don't know, denying you're gay?
In reference to the article below, I retract that statement. I wasn't trying to uncover fake people, but fake profiles. Again, I have nothing against them. I know you guys are just protecting your nuts for the whole homosexual annihilation that will happen when the Opus Dei becomes crazy... clinically.
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Planet Juliet
Been with Planet Romeo for months now. Started creating a profile there few months after Ondoy vomitted the city to almost near oblivion. (Yeah, we puny humans!) And with the past few months I was there, I guess I have seen them all.
Countless times I have noticed some 'details' in other people's profile that kinda made me want to scratch my goatee. Of course, unsolicited advise is only plausible if someone really cares about it. I have talked to a guy, who I am guessing have been with PR for the longer time than I have, said in some details about the things he feels are true in the site. He says they are his theories. Some I forgot... Well, I forgot almost everything he said. I won't keep you hanging because I have made one for myself. A list(no Science involved, just blah-blahs) of narrowing down assholes, punks, effems and totally fake people in that site.
Too bad I am not sharing.
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Countless times I have noticed some 'details' in other people's profile that kinda made me want to scratch my goatee. Of course, unsolicited advise is only plausible if someone really cares about it. I have talked to a guy, who I am guessing have been with PR for the longer time than I have, said in some details about the things he feels are true in the site. He says they are his theories. Some I forgot... Well, I forgot almost everything he said. I won't keep you hanging because I have made one for myself. A list(no Science involved, just blah-blahs) of narrowing down assholes, punks, effems and totally fake people in that site.
Too bad I am not sharing.
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Thursday, May 27, 2010
Keep your universe with you.
Can anyone briefly explain to me what an "Eventologist" is? I'm sure if anyone can, they must be a die hard fan of Tim Yap.
Again, as with Sam, Tim, I hate you too. Forgive me for being straight-forward about how I wondrously feel about you and I am quite certain you wouldn't care about it anyway. So I have all the reason to go ahead and rant my ass off.
As you may have realized, I presume that an eventologist is blankly being synonymous to a social climber. This is how you do your living. You go to parties, because high profile people invite you over. I am not even sure why they invite you. Clearly, you aren't even interesting to begin with. You must be one of them. I blame myself for being this wretched of a guy judging you from how I see you. But what is there to judge? You are too shallow, I find you. It's like judging a book by it's cover because there is only the cover. The rest is just blank. You may call yourself a notebook. Or because you are just one big marketing arm of the highest profiled personality? I guess that must be it. People invite you over because you bring in the crowd of the beautiful. Great! More time to think of puns there.
You mean very special to me, Mr. Yap. I am a very jolly person naturally and it makes me feel very human to feel hatred which you, Sam and Kris all contributed to.
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Again, as with Sam, Tim, I hate you too. Forgive me for being straight-forward about how I wondrously feel about you and I am quite certain you wouldn't care about it anyway. So I have all the reason to go ahead and rant my ass off.
As you may have realized, I presume that an eventologist is blankly being synonymous to a social climber. This is how you do your living. You go to parties, because high profile people invite you over. I am not even sure why they invite you. Clearly, you aren't even interesting to begin with. You must be one of them. I blame myself for being this wretched of a guy judging you from how I see you. But what is there to judge? You are too shallow, I find you. It's like judging a book by it's cover because there is only the cover. The rest is just blank. You may call yourself a notebook. Or because you are just one big marketing arm of the highest profiled personality? I guess that must be it. People invite you over because you bring in the crowd of the beautiful. Great! More time to think of puns there.
You mean very special to me, Mr. Yap. I am a very jolly person naturally and it makes me feel very human to feel hatred which you, Sam and Kris all contributed to.
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An Object at a Time
Building mantras may be perilous for some. I know it is for me. It all started out as positive thinking rocks, then I suddenly thought that there could be more specific than that.
My mantra should be constructed very carefully and logically. This is not very tough, but I will get there.
I GET EVERYTHING.
This is such a no brainer. I always get things for myself and if I do this to others, let's face it, I'm still doing it for myself too. We are all selfish and that's okay. We know that the world revolves around us and no matter how much we sugar-coat it with all the goody-two shoes reason that you could muster, it all boils down to egocentricity. Sorry, pals, but really I do get everything.
Speaking of everything, I failed to get the Prince of Persia watch JZaf's giving out. Shucks!
THAT I WANTED
Of course. Why wouldn't I want to get things I don't want, anyway?
NOW
Eventually was supposed to be the pillow word for this article, but I dropped it off because I can't wait for it forever. I will get everything NOW. RIGHT NOW!
SOMETIMES WITHOUT LIFTING A FINGER.
Not that I am going to use another extremity to get what I want. Clearly, all the things that I have ever wanted is being attracted to me all the time. The universe, or whatever it is called (I'm dropping the universe part. It reminds me of Tim Y@p. ugh!)will always make a clear path of getting these things, either material or intangible, to my lap.
With this in mind, I should think more superiorly don't you think? No one will know that I am actually thinking this, but it will at one point break the quintessential barriers I have against myself. This will encourage me to fly high and aim for the stars. I am so going to erase the last statement, but if I do that, then I will violate the first rule I have written here.
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My mantra should be constructed very carefully and logically. This is not very tough, but I will get there.
I GET EVERYTHING.
This is such a no brainer. I always get things for myself and if I do this to others, let's face it, I'm still doing it for myself too. We are all selfish and that's okay. We know that the world revolves around us and no matter how much we sugar-coat it with all the goody-two shoes reason that you could muster, it all boils down to egocentricity. Sorry, pals, but really I do get everything.
Speaking of everything, I failed to get the Prince of Persia watch JZaf's giving out. Shucks!
THAT I WANTED
Of course. Why wouldn't I want to get things I don't want, anyway?
NOW
Eventually was supposed to be the pillow word for this article, but I dropped it off because I can't wait for it forever. I will get everything NOW. RIGHT NOW!
SOMETIMES WITHOUT LIFTING A FINGER.
Not that I am going to use another extremity to get what I want. Clearly, all the things that I have ever wanted is being attracted to me all the time. The universe, or whatever it is called (I'm dropping the universe part. It reminds me of Tim Y@p. ugh!)will always make a clear path of getting these things, either material or intangible, to my lap.
With this in mind, I should think more superiorly don't you think? No one will know that I am actually thinking this, but it will at one point break the quintessential barriers I have against myself. This will encourage me to fly high and aim for the stars. I am so going to erase the last statement, but if I do that, then I will violate the first rule I have written here.
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Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Master of None
Recently, I have been trying to win a literary competition in Jessica Zafra's Lit Wit Challenge. Lagi na lang akong talo. Wala pa akong napapanalunan kahit isang notebook man lamang. But this doesn't discourage me. Siguro, it's just high time that I start investing on books to read. As they say, in order to be a good writer, one has to be a good reader too. E di naman ako mahilig sa libro to begin with.
Speaking of books, most of the ideas I know I just simply get from people. When I was in highschool, I was a very raw person. I mean, I have no idea what are the things that I can and cannot do. So, instead of wallowing on the facts of what I can't do, I started exploring things I can do. Turns out that they were many, thanks to the people around me.
This happened to dawn me when I realized that I need something to do in the talent portion of Mr. Intrams of 1995. Completely baffled, I tried consulting people of my god-given talent. Turns out, wala. I can't dance and I can't sing. The only thing I could do were very academic. In short, wala nga talaga akong talent noon. I did declamation because I know I can act. But as I grow older I realized that acting is actually no acting at all. Naturally, talo na naman ako.
When it was all over, I tried putting a list of the things that I wanted to do and started working on them. I consulted a friend who is a dancer. I asked her what does it take to be a good dancer. She said that you should be able to swing your hips. Then I started swinging my hips. I joined a dance contest and although we didn't win, people started saying that I am a better dancer now.
Singing was the hardest as it requires discipline. It's easy where you can find people who will teach you. I simply just joined a choir. Eventually, this was the most embarrassing moment of my sheer life. Having no idea how to sing, I crooned albeit tragically, in front of all choir members. Everyone was laughing. I was bright red but I was still smiling because I know that is the only thing I can do best. I heard someone from the background saying that I was the worst would-be choir member. It didn't stop me from singing though. It was a good thing that I was a good listener so whatever the choirmaster was teaching us about voice I quickly grab. Until eventually, I have started joining singing contest and thankfully, the highest I have achieved was 2nd place in a college singing contest. Given na yun. Di magagaling ang sumali.
I tried drawing too. Mastering the art of portraits and human figure. Who am I kidding? I couldn't master it! But what I found out is that I am very good in copying images thanks to my gift of spatial relations. Ha! This also includes trying my luck as an editor in a school newspaper. Again, my talent is raw and I know that I won't be able to make it that far. Turns out, I end up being an Associate Editor and gained the 7th spot in the Divisional Press Conference in Editorial Writing. I could have been better now you know, but at least, coming from someone who has no passion for writing then, it was victory for me.
Clearly, I can do a lot of things, but I have mastered none. Siguro, I have always been out of focus. But what I am trying to focus now is acting. This I am sure I can nail especially now that it's bringing me that long strip of bacon.
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Speaking of books, most of the ideas I know I just simply get from people. When I was in highschool, I was a very raw person. I mean, I have no idea what are the things that I can and cannot do. So, instead of wallowing on the facts of what I can't do, I started exploring things I can do. Turns out that they were many, thanks to the people around me.
This happened to dawn me when I realized that I need something to do in the talent portion of Mr. Intrams of 1995. Completely baffled, I tried consulting people of my god-given talent. Turns out, wala. I can't dance and I can't sing. The only thing I could do were very academic. In short, wala nga talaga akong talent noon. I did declamation because I know I can act. But as I grow older I realized that acting is actually no acting at all. Naturally, talo na naman ako.
When it was all over, I tried putting a list of the things that I wanted to do and started working on them. I consulted a friend who is a dancer. I asked her what does it take to be a good dancer. She said that you should be able to swing your hips. Then I started swinging my hips. I joined a dance contest and although we didn't win, people started saying that I am a better dancer now.
Singing was the hardest as it requires discipline. It's easy where you can find people who will teach you. I simply just joined a choir. Eventually, this was the most embarrassing moment of my sheer life. Having no idea how to sing, I crooned albeit tragically, in front of all choir members. Everyone was laughing. I was bright red but I was still smiling because I know that is the only thing I can do best. I heard someone from the background saying that I was the worst would-be choir member. It didn't stop me from singing though. It was a good thing that I was a good listener so whatever the choirmaster was teaching us about voice I quickly grab. Until eventually, I have started joining singing contest and thankfully, the highest I have achieved was 2nd place in a college singing contest. Given na yun. Di magagaling ang sumali.
I tried drawing too. Mastering the art of portraits and human figure. Who am I kidding? I couldn't master it! But what I found out is that I am very good in copying images thanks to my gift of spatial relations. Ha! This also includes trying my luck as an editor in a school newspaper. Again, my talent is raw and I know that I won't be able to make it that far. Turns out, I end up being an Associate Editor and gained the 7th spot in the Divisional Press Conference in Editorial Writing. I could have been better now you know, but at least, coming from someone who has no passion for writing then, it was victory for me.
Clearly, I can do a lot of things, but I have mastered none. Siguro, I have always been out of focus. But what I am trying to focus now is acting. This I am sure I can nail especially now that it's bringing me that long strip of bacon.
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Excuse my being politically correct.
Okay, so I am giving up creating a public blog. I feel half-heartened probably because that my blog has very poor layout. If only there is a way to make it personalized that I could just design without having the trouble of learning CSS codes, then the better. For now, this will do just fine.
I have been mentioning in the entirety of my blog how it is living as a closet gay around this part of the world. Normally, it will all revolve around dating and stuff that makes other people feel icky and grows this long desire to wash their brains. Not that I'm going to start another explanation.
I do have political views too. This is because I have started reading opinions in Inquirer.net that I have already created some form of views here.
My stand is, FORGET IT! We have already strived to be corrupt-free since the time we first realized that the government is not what it seems. The long history of cheating in elections, of graft and corruption, of every bad rumors we have heard, will NOT be resolved kahit ano pang gawin natin. Even if you stand on hunger strike in Ayala. Even if you do another EDSA 14th whatever. This issue of poverty will NEVER cease to exist. The rich and powerful will NEVER bow down to commit to their crimes. Even if I am on their side, you know, being rich and powerful too, I wouldn't let some puny journalist (or blogger) or a weak revolutionist destroy all the the things I have done just for me to reach my goal! Do you actually think they will change their ways? Do you think that there will be change enough to see the Philippine government in a much, much cleaner agency? DON'T BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR ON IT.
But you see, I am a positive thinker still. I know that even if this is the case, somehow, I will always get what I want- everything that I want. Kahit gaano pa sila ka ganid, they wouldn't even notice that I'm prancing like a deer when I simply get all my hearts desire. The government will never stand in my way. They never had anyway.
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I have been mentioning in the entirety of my blog how it is living as a closet gay around this part of the world. Normally, it will all revolve around dating and stuff that makes other people feel icky and grows this long desire to wash their brains. Not that I'm going to start another explanation.
I do have political views too. This is because I have started reading opinions in Inquirer.net that I have already created some form of views here.
My stand is, FORGET IT! We have already strived to be corrupt-free since the time we first realized that the government is not what it seems. The long history of cheating in elections, of graft and corruption, of every bad rumors we have heard, will NOT be resolved kahit ano pang gawin natin. Even if you stand on hunger strike in Ayala. Even if you do another EDSA 14th whatever. This issue of poverty will NEVER cease to exist. The rich and powerful will NEVER bow down to commit to their crimes. Even if I am on their side, you know, being rich and powerful too, I wouldn't let some puny journalist (or blogger) or a weak revolutionist destroy all the the things I have done just for me to reach my goal! Do you actually think they will change their ways? Do you think that there will be change enough to see the Philippine government in a much, much cleaner agency? DON'T BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR ON IT.
But you see, I am a positive thinker still. I know that even if this is the case, somehow, I will always get what I want- everything that I want. Kahit gaano pa sila ka ganid, they wouldn't even notice that I'm prancing like a deer when I simply get all my hearts desire. The government will never stand in my way. They never had anyway.
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Thursday, May 20, 2010
My Blogosphere
Two of my favorite, favorite media personalities I have been very keen in following their blogs. That would be Jessica Zafra and Mo Twister. 2 completely different entities and both I know I am relating to in much less than the other.
The reason I am sharing this is that I'm planning my blog to go forth and multiply. I wish to share the views of people through a very provocative blog. I have written things about anything and I guess it's about time to go to the mainstream and show part of myself to the world. Of course, di lahat ng isusulat ko dun e gusto ko. Siguro, anything that catches my attention. I should start doing that now.
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The reason I am sharing this is that I'm planning my blog to go forth and multiply. I wish to share the views of people through a very provocative blog. I have written things about anything and I guess it's about time to go to the mainstream and show part of myself to the world. Of course, di lahat ng isusulat ko dun e gusto ko. Siguro, anything that catches my attention. I should start doing that now.
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Sunday, May 16, 2010
This time I'll be sweeter
As always, this author is in work right now. I don't want to do the same old stuff that I do everyday or for this case, every night. I'm just practicing the idea that in order to be productive sometimes you just have to slack off. It sorta energize me in a way. Just doing anything to energize me up. No. Who am I kidding? The water dispenser's hot faucet is broken and I couldn't drink coffee right now: that's the real issue. Better buy one of those coffee they offer in 7-11. French Vanilla Cappuccino, nga ba yun?
Ayan, may kape na.
Tamad na tamad pa rin ako kahit nakahigop na ako ng kape. I'll be back to work anytime soon so I have to run through this article first.
One of my exes came to me one day and it sparked something new to me. Just something I want to write about but clearly nothing very significant unless something ever happens.
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Ayan, may kape na.
Tamad na tamad pa rin ako kahit nakahigop na ako ng kape. I'll be back to work anytime soon so I have to run through this article first.
One of my exes came to me one day and it sparked something new to me. Just something I want to write about but clearly nothing very significant unless something ever happens.
Another useful blog presented to you by Half-Cooked Adobo. Seriously.
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