Anu raw?

A Facebook friend few weeks back posted a printscreen of someone commenting on his advertisment. Apparently, this friend is a gay flick director. He's a very close friend of my hated director Direk Crisanto Pablo. I hate him because he passes his junk as indie film. Has anyone of you ever watched "Bathhouse?" It's stupid, dirty and does not represent anything I wish to represent as a gay man. It's just full of bullshit and so does everything else. He's passing pornography as art.

Enough about him, I am going to talk about the girl who made the hate comment against homosexuals. She said that no matter how much society is being open in accepting homosexuality as normal, she maintains that she's disgusted by the act. This outraged my friend. Wasn't it obvious? Ni-repost nga e.

If I could condole my friend, there's nothing really wrong with what the girl said. She was just saying that she's disgusted about seeing a man doing it with another man. Quits lang naman. We, gay men, don't like to do it with girls too. Especially with her, that's for sure. We are disgusted even by the thought it --- well, that is for this gay man. I don't want to me handled by girls and it disgusts me. So he shouldn't really mind. Heterosexuality may be normal to about 90% or people, but not for me. So, if the world turned topsy-turvy and the new normal is homosexuality, I would have done the same thing ONLY if someone will ask for my opinion.

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Dating... Dating.. Dating.

Nothing beats the blue when you've just gotten yourself single. You thought that the world is full of opportunities now that there isn't anything holding you back. This you must not exploit.

I have been single for almost 8 months now and frankly, I'm getting used to it. Before, I was giddy with excitement of finding new love. Not true love, just someone I would say I love you to is more than just enough. Now, I'm just in a slump.

Don't get me wrong. I don't like being single. I am at that point where commitment is valuable.

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Please don't call me, Canada!

Life's getting pretty dull here in the Philippines and you're taking that opportunity, aren't you? You know my heart is there and you are exploiting it, luring it like it was some fish to a cat.

So please don't call me anymore, Canada. Just get me and let's get this over with, shall we?


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Keeping up to the promise

Currently, I have come up with 2 more blogs which is still powered by Blogger.com. One is an open digital diary that speaks highly of my life as I see it. Half Cooked Adobo is my most honest blog to date and keeping up with 2 more of these things makes me want to go back and write something more for purposes of rant. I have been sick of trying to kiss people's ass and going back to the original way of blogging as I see it is therapeutic for me. No more bullshit for the meantime.

I also noticed that I still am receiving comments in this site. Forgive me if I haven't replied yet, but I promise you guys I will. I am still maintaining this blog if that's what you want to know. Thank you for the great comments, surely it's coming up as an internal motivation factor for me.


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WOW! 5 Followers!

Seriously, I gained 5 followers for the past few months? I wasn't expecting anyone to follow me in this blog but thank you nonetheless.

Just so everyone in this site knows, I have been busy with a new blog. This is my.. uhhh.. 1st maintained blog. I have a more public blog that I have been promoting to everyone in my social network. Now, I am brain-childing a new one which I hope will put money in the bank or at least be enough to pay for my internet fees every month. The last one is definitely boring but I will make it a point to make it more fun.

See you next ish, motherfuckers! :D

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BLAST FROM THE PAST: I love me some Pempengco

Okay, so I lied. I am NOT a fan, but that does not mean I don't like her. Without batting an eyelash, she's sweet, talented and heck, she's one of the personalities we have left in the Philippines that put us back on the map by ending the long over-dued ice age that was supposed to end like thousands and thousands of years ago.

Hah.

So why is she in my BLAST FROM THE PAST section? I went through some of the comments that I placed on one of this performer's videos. I commented that it would have been better if she take notice on how she pronounce her LONG E sounds. Mo Twister said in his blog about the Korean Pop sensation UKISS (I don't know them) that the fanbase of this group is very catty just like our featured star when he commented that they look like LESBIANS. Actually they do, but that's a different story.

So I shut YouTube down, went to bed and as I woke up, I went straight to YouTube only to find out that there were comments posted against what I said! And they don't make sense at all.

These are non-verbatim but one comment said that "Ang lakas mong makapag-baba ng kapwa mong Pinoy!" and the other I rolled laughing as he/she/it said that, "There is American-English and Filipino-English. I think (my username in YouTube) vocabulary is limited only to Filipino-English. Learn before you teach!" Puta! Ano raw?! Clearly, I will not tell all my readers what is the problem in their argument because I never intended to insult their intelligence anyway. So, what do you think is wrong with their comments? That I will leave it up to you.

I'd love to re-comment on what I said just so I could get even weirder arguements. Hmm.. Come to think of it, I should have-- but my heart is not a willing sacrifice. I will only get myself stressed, though I know that I am not supposed to.  I will only be sorry for inticing a mini-civil war against Charice's hoards and hoards of idealists?

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REPOSTING: Uganda's name is kinda like ripped from Gay Speak, don't you think?

Watch this video first. Here we have Pastor Doctor Martin Ssempa in his views against homosexuality.

Now then, here are my concerns:

1. Wow! He really DID his research! Being a homosexual myself, I have been couple of times rimmed and it was great. But I don't recall having poo-poo in my a-hole. It's always clean I have to say. However:

1.1. What does it have to do with you and everyone else? Will it threaten Uganda's national security?

1.2. How would we know you're not doing it to your wife-- or rather to your boyfriend?

1.3. If you are doing it to your wife, then what difference does it make?

1.4. Why do you care so much of what we, homosexuals do in bed. At least we're doing it with someone who wants to do it with us and not to someone we are shoving our dicks to unwilling throats like what you are doing to these people, metaphorically.

1.5. Is this some sort of frustration, Pastor?

2. Pastor Ssempa, what you just named is called a fetish. It does not only happen in homosexuality but heterosexuals does that too, you know. There is more than a 2o named sexual fetishes in any Psychology and Psychiatry book. One actually requires the partner to drink their urine and be covered in poo-poo, literally.

3. If in case that bill passes-- Oh no! I won't be able to go there. I won't see some tourist attraction like... uhm... the desert? Uh... The... the... fuck. I don't even care. In fact, no one cares a shit about going there anyway. The only reason why gay guys go there is to help you guys because you have been asking for it. This you are very, very good at I might add.

4. I bet someone had a hard-on from the audience while his projector is showing guys doing it with each other. Sweeeet!

5. The visual presentation was blurred. I wondered who's starring there. I just hope that it wasn't Sam Milby. Come to think of it, I hope it was him that's why it's all censored.

6. Besides, no one is taking your talk seriously. I had a good laugh. You can do stand-up comedy when you're done destroying our reputation.

7. I can't stop laughing when you requested children to step out because of the parental guidance nature of your talk. Damn, I can think of a hundred joke on that my brain is on fire!

I was kinda hoping an atheist or a pagan would spearhead this kind of delusion to other people for it to be credible. But I know they know better. So you religious prudes out there messing our case, too bad your god is not very good or very bright because if he was, then all you mother fuckers will die and go straight to hell for castigating innocent people.

Cheers!

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