REPOSTING: Uganda's name is kinda like ripped from Gay Speak, don't you think?

Watch this video first. Here we have Pastor Doctor Martin Ssempa in his views against homosexuality.

Now then, here are my concerns:

1. Wow! He really DID his research! Being a homosexual myself, I have been couple of times rimmed and it was great. But I don't recall having poo-poo in my a-hole. It's always clean I have to say. However:

1.1. What does it have to do with you and everyone else? Will it threaten Uganda's national security?

1.2. How would we know you're not doing it to your wife-- or rather to your boyfriend?

1.3. If you are doing it to your wife, then what difference does it make?

1.4. Why do you care so much of what we, homosexuals do in bed. At least we're doing it with someone who wants to do it with us and not to someone we are shoving our dicks to unwilling throats like what you are doing to these people, metaphorically.

1.5. Is this some sort of frustration, Pastor?

2. Pastor Ssempa, what you just named is called a fetish. It does not only happen in homosexuality but heterosexuals does that too, you know. There is more than a 2o named sexual fetishes in any Psychology and Psychiatry book. One actually requires the partner to drink their urine and be covered in poo-poo, literally.

3. If in case that bill passes-- Oh no! I won't be able to go there. I won't see some tourist attraction like... uhm... the desert? Uh... The... the... fuck. I don't even care. In fact, no one cares a shit about going there anyway. The only reason why gay guys go there is to help you guys because you have been asking for it. This you are very, very good at I might add.

4. I bet someone had a hard-on from the audience while his projector is showing guys doing it with each other. Sweeeet!

5. The visual presentation was blurred. I wondered who's starring there. I just hope that it wasn't Sam Milby. Come to think of it, I hope it was him that's why it's all censored.

6. Besides, no one is taking your talk seriously. I had a good laugh. You can do stand-up comedy when you're done destroying our reputation.

7. I can't stop laughing when you requested children to step out because of the parental guidance nature of your talk. Damn, I can think of a hundred joke on that my brain is on fire!

I was kinda hoping an atheist or a pagan would spearhead this kind of delusion to other people for it to be credible. But I know they know better. So you religious prudes out there messing our case, too bad your god is not very good or very bright because if he was, then all you mother fuckers will die and go straight to hell for castigating innocent people.

Cheers!

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This guy deserves a break-- NOT SAM MILBY!

This is one of my favorite singers, Robbie (Rob or Robby in Pinoy Idol days) Navarro. He was named as the Philippines R&B Knight.

Oh yeah, just ignore the ad about voting him. If you are DYING to, then I'm afraid it's a little too late.

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ANIME RECOMMENDATION: One Piece

Nagka-blog na rin ako e galing-galingan ko na.

Few days before Ondoy chewed up the city and spit it like a sucked-dried tamarind seed, I was suffering from carbuncles. Yes, that's CARBUNCLES. It was more that 3 and more that I can bear. But while I was bed ridden for a week, this anime has kept me company for the rest of my carbuncles' wee period.

This is not just another pirate series or movie like Pirates of the Caribbean. One Piece is THE mecca of Japanese Anime story telling. I am at the lost of saying praise to this anime series. I have been puffing 3 cigarettes straight just for me to come up with a good description for it.

This anime is the longest standing Japanese Anime known in recent history. Boasting a total of 454 episodes (and is still running) and some 500+ manga to date. This is the story of the unbelievable adventures of Monkey D. Luffy, Captain of the Straw Hat Pirate Crew, in his quest for the coveted treasure called One Piece. It was said that who ever clutches this treasure will become the Pirate King. When he was younger, out of frustration to join Red-haired Shanks's pirate crew, Luffy ate a devil fruit called Gum Gum fruit (Gomu Gomu no mi in Japanese) allowing him to stretch his body to magnanimous proportions. Devil fruits come in different varieties allowing users to obtain fantastic abilities. It may give the users animal images and powers, manipulate objects and elements, and some enhance their physical features. The catch is, devil fruit users will be unable to swim.

Joining his motley crew are Ronoroa Zoa, his (supposed) first mate; Nami, the Navigator and weilder of the elements; Usopp, the sharpshooter; Sanji, the cook; Tony-Tony Chopper, the doctor; (Not in picture) Nico Robin, the archaeologist; Frankie, the shipwright and finally, Brook, the musician.

Among all the characters' story, my favorite tale of origin is that of Nico Robin. The story made me cry river! Yeah, I know, I'm such a pussy. Tony-Tony Chopper's origin also gave me the goosebumps and it also made me shed a few tears and there. My favorite character in Luffy's crew is Frankie. I could relate to him so much because I too am such a character in real life.

My favorite One Piece character who is not in Luffy's crew is Boa Hancock of the Amazon Lily Tribe. Why do I like her so much? Let me share with you one of my favorite lines:

"Do you know why I get away with things? That even if I kick a kitten or steal from any would-be ship, everyone forgives me? That's because... I... am.... BEAUTIFUL!"

Hay. Gusto ko ring kainin kung ano ang kinain niya.



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I'm nice and I don't get why people aren't, seriously.

The headline says it all. I'm generally nice and if there are some ways I show evil side, it's only with people I am comfortable enough. Looking back, my evil side is still a good side. So fuck it.

I am saying this because I just don't get why people are sometimes rude. I get rude too, but that's because I need to get rude. There are some people who thinks that by being rude, they can get anything they want-- may it be service or just about anything.

Sometimes I wish I could just stand up to them and tell them that in their faces but my job requires me to be very patient because it's part of our job to understand that there are different people with different reasons why they get rude.

It only goes to show that there are some people who didn't know that there are ten ways to skin a cat. Of course, that too, I am against.

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When milking is too obvious and the franchise is tired already

Milking is an unfortunate curse to some characters may it be on video games or movies. Take the example of Super Mario. Mario, from being just a regular Italian plumber, shoots up to fame when he was warped to a different dimension-- and most unfortunately, in the world of turtles, piranhas and whatnot, when every mushroom is a good guy, except for the confusing gogoombas. Are they even mushrooms in the first place?

The stand alone winner for this round is my beloved Shrek. I have to admit that this green ogre's first movie was a hit! I loved every bit of it and I was rolling with laughter from the start of the movie until the very end where the credits are running. I was even excited that a second film was coming up! So when it came, yeah, I was still laughing, but not really as hard as I did with the first film. The third didn't do well. Well, yeah, I kinda liked the whole Disney Princesses being all down right dirty with their karate moves and stuff. That was cool. But that was it. The last installment didn't even fair at all.

I guess the surprise factor is no longer there. When the first movie was out, I was amazed of how creative Hollywood can be-- twisting and churning beloved characters. It didn't alienate people of all countries because EVERYONE knew the story behind each characters of fairy tale and nursery rhyme. It was funny to see them being redefined, re-introduced and some even blasphemed (Fairy God Mother being evil). However, the whole franchise has started to feel exhaustion from the third installment and while it attempted to make a second wind, I'm sorry but it didn't make it where it wished to get it's grimy and sweaty ogreish hands on.

Too bad there is no such thing as third-wind. If there is, it must have killed dozens of people.

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Why I love Spaghetti

I asked my mom about if she has any idea why I love spaghetti so much. I know she may not have an answer to that, but I was just sparking a conversation with her. To my amazement, my mom said, "Well, that's because that's the only food your father feeds me when I was having you."

Well said.

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Three KICK-ASS Comic Books

Just bought the three comic books at Powerbooks Megamall. This I learned from my reluctant goddess, Jessica, from her blog site. Curiosity made my fingers twitch and my debit card to rattle. From the description, I know it was something different-- and I am a sucker for eccentricity.

TRESE, from the deviant mind of Budjette Tan, concocts a twisted tale of Alexandra Trese, paranormal investigator. She is aided by the Kambal who I will not speak of regarding their origins.

If this comic book will be translated to a film, I wish I could be casted on it too. I'd love to play the part of one of the kambal! Or maybe one of Trese's brothers. Or Anton Trese himself! Hint hint!

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